5. No need to wear makeup. You couldn’t even if your tried anyway.
4. You can get away with sleeping in. People will say to each other, ” She must be tired, being out in the sun like that will really wear you out.”
3. Did you get your teeth whitened? No? Oh, the redness of your skin makes y our teeth look whiter.
2. It really will turn into a tan. One day.
1. Need to use the potty in the middle of the night but can’t find the light switch? No problem, just hold out your arm and allow your eyes to adjust. The glow of your skin will provide all the light you need.