Jeremy: You know the little guy we are sponsoring for the Angel Christmas Tree?
Jeremy: Well, I was looking at his wish list and I think I want to buy him everything on it.
Me: I got a new book at the library today, called The Almost Moon.
Jeremy stands up, turns around, bends over and pulls his pants down halfway and says, “Is this what the cover looks like?”
Yep, I just never know what to expect from that one.